In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.
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(10 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5)Loading...The value of medicinal marijuana is a bit doobious. It shouldn’t be token seriously. Don’t get your nose out of joint, but there is a lot of spliffy new research that says so—420 new papers a year.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The effects of Viagra have been shown to be counter-acted by ingesting A spurt tame.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
(10 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!‘
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.
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