The birth-control pill is no guarantee against pregnancy—there are a lot of missed conceptions about that.
drugs
When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
Was everyone on drugs during the Stoneage?
Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
How potheads propose:
“Marriage… u wanna?”
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.
Tylenol gives me hallucinations of windmills. Acetominophens.
If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.