Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
A terrorist in Canada is anyone who ISIS the puck.
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.