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Puns tagged ‘pregnancy’:

02/24/15

Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.

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05/20/13

Childbirth is a broodal experience.

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06/25/12

Hungry? Some placenta could fetal ovus.

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01/01/05

Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?

Because she was expectoring a child!

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