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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘pregnancy’:

02/24/15

Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.

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05/20/13

Childbirth is a broodal experience.

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06/25/12

Hungry? Some placenta could fetal ovus.

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01/01/05

Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?

Because she was expectoring a child!

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