Want to marry a river horse? I won’t hippos you. Or a horned ungulate? Sure, love has neither rhino reason.
Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
Dear Pun Gents, I need puns incorporating hippos and current pop songs. Thank you! ~Karen, Seattle, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Just the Way You Artiodactyl
- Back to De-Semi-Aquatic
- Felt Good on My Hippos
- What’s uglier than a hippo? A Rihannaceros.