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Puns tagged ‘hippos’:

10/01/16

Want to marry a river horse? I won’t hippos you. Or a horned ungulate? Sure, love has neither rhino reason.

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06/26/13

Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

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02/06/11

TRAGICALLY HIPPO

Dear Pun Gents, I need puns incorporating hippos and current pop songs. Thank you! ~Karen, Seattle, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Just the Way You Artiodactyl
  2. Back to De-Semi-Aquatic
  3. Felt Good on My Hippos
  4. What’s uglier than a hippo? A Rihannaceros.
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