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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘hippos’:

10/01/16

Want to marry a river horse? I won’t hippos you. Or a horned ungulate? Sure, love has neither rhino reason.

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06/26/13

Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

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02/06/11

TRAGICALLY HIPPO

Dear Pun Gents, I need puns incorporating hippos and current pop songs. Thank you! ~Karen, Seattle, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Just the Way You Artiodactyl
  2. Back to De-Semi-Aquatic
  3. Felt Good on My Hippos
  4. What’s uglier than a hippo? A Rihannaceros.
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