Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden.
the internet
Today’s pun will be dirty. Because we don’t believe in SOPA.
The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
I GET WEP
Dear Pun Gents,
I need a really clever name for my wifi network. If it helps, GW lives down the street from me. That’s all I got. Oh! I’ve read all the “top wifi names” articles, so please be original. Please be my funny! ~Erin, Dallas, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Wified when you can cuddle
- Cuz I got Wi, cuz I got Fi
- WTFi
- I GET WEP
- Enter assward
- Enter pa’s wart
- Neithernet Port
- Do the DNSty
- MMMbps, ba duba dop
- Webbins of Mass Distraction
- Surfin’ Turf
- If you’re IP and you know it – enter pass.
- Keep it on the download
- You can use my wifi if I can suck the air out of your nose. [not a pun]
ANYONE FOR MIMOsa?
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to include the word MIMO (multiple input multiple output), reflecting a hub for the exchange of news, thoughts and ideas. I thought of puns like MIMOre and MIMOtion, but you are obviously better at this. ~Danny, תל אביב, Israel
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- MIMOzone
- Land of MIMOz
- MIMOry
- MIMOzine
WEBBED ENTHUSIASM
Dear Pun Gents, we’d like to recognize staff members who help keep our website up-to-date and accurate and would like a clever name for such an award. ~Julie, Richmond, VA (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- HTML Baby One More Time
- Site for Sore Eyes Award
- Kicking RSS and Taking Names
- The Blog Monster
- CMSter of the Universe
Some people can’t stand social media, but I say tweet his own.
HIGHER EDUMACATION
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun-ny name for an academic blog about youth, media and popular culture. Other topics include fame, celebrity, stardom and television. It’s a blog name, so 1-3 words max, preferably. (I know – it’s hard! But you guys can do it. I have faith) ~Lindsay, Dallas, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- PhDizzle
- The Aca-dame
- Mediacademia
- Academedia
- Academeaning
- You’re Higher-ed!
THIS JUST IN…
Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a blog about the crazy things my husband Justin says and does and I am looking for a punny title. Any ideas? ~Tobie, Winnipeg, MB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This Just In…
- Un Just Pun-ishment
- The Status Quote
- Hear Say