Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters?
Why, the emus(e) of course!
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...A flightless bird never has soar wings.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Have a messy roadkill problem? Don’t clean it yourself. Just crow source it.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Killing a rooster is a cock-a-maiming idea. You’d have to be hensane. Something a bad egg would do.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which bird is most easily embarrassed? A: Hawks. They are just so… hawkward.
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