What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
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A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...The bankrupt birdkeeper ended up in hawk.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters?
Why, the emus(e) of course!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...A flightless bird never has soar wings.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Have a messy roadkill problem? Don’t clean it yourself. Just crow source it.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
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