If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.
birds
To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.
The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.
Bird populations are never stable; they’re always in flocks.

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