A flightless bird never has soar wings.
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Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
Pigeon puns are pretty coo.
If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.
Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
Which lizards eat bird poop?
Iguanos!
Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
Have a messy roadkill problem? Don’t clean it yourself. Just crow source it.
When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.
Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.