Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
birds
I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
The story about the winged creatures was ok, but at one point it became quite ridiculous. When the storyteller got to the part where a bird ate a bunch of sausages, I knew it had taken a tern for the wurst.
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
Coos.
Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.
Bird populations are never stable; they’re always in flocks.
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.
Want an inexpensive pet? Birds are cheeper.
The bankrupt birdkeeper ended up in hawk.


