If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Want an inexpensive pet? Birds are cheeper.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The bankrupt birdkeeper ended up in hawk.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.‘
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Which birds are an inspiration to online punsters?
Why, the emus(e) of course!
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