My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.
A flightless bird never has soar wings.
Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
The atheist turkey didn’t believe in gobble.
Pigeon puns are pretty coo.
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.
For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.