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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘birds’:

09/10/15

A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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09/03/15

A flightless bird never has soar wings.

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05/17/15

Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
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03/04/15

The atheist turkey didn’t believe in gobble.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/06/14

Pigeon puns are pretty coo.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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06/03/14

If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/05/14

Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/12/14

For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.

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03/09/14

The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/24/14

When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”

 

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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