The story about the winged creatures was ok, but at one point it became quite ridiculous. When the storyteller got to the part where a bird ate a bunch of sausages, I knew it had taken a tern for the wurst.
birds
What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
Coos.
Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.
The atheist turkey didn’t believe in gobble.
For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.
Bird populations are never stable; they’re always in flocks.
In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?