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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘birds’:

06/03/14

If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/05/14

Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/12/14

For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
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03/09/14

The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/24/14

When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”

 

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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10/08/13

Bird populations are never stable; they’re always in flocks.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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07/24/13

If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/05/13

What is bird poop? Goo gull it!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/01/13

Have a messy roadkill problem? Don’t clean it yourself. Just crow source it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/11/13

I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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