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Puns tagged ‘birds’:

05/05/14

Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.

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03/12/14

For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.

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03/09/14

The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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01/24/14

When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”

 

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10/08/13

Bird populations are never stable; they’re always in flocks.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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07/24/13

If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.

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07/05/13

What is bird poop? Goo gull it!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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05/01/13

Have a messy roadkill problem? Don’t clean it yourself. Just crow source it.

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04/11/13

I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/01/13

Want an inexpensive pet? Birds are cheeper.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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