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Pun of the Day

05/23/2026 · No comments

NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/05/2026 · No comments

Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.

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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/16/2026 · No comments

How does a meteor shower?

With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.

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(8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/07/2026 · No comments

In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.

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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/29/2025 · No comments

Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?

Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/06/2025 · No comments

The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.

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(11 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/08/2025 · 1 comment

Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags astronomy, big bang, bodily functions, cosmology, cosmos, farts, physica, the universe 1 Comment
(11 votes, average: 3.18 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/30/2024 · No comments

Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.

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(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/29/2023 · No comments

What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?

Asterrhoids.

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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/31/2023 · No comments

I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.

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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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