In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.
NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.
I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
How does a meteor shower?
With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.
Studying the Red Planet mars my evening plans.
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.
Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?
How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis.