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Puns tagged ‘astronomy’:

05/24/15

I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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01/11/15

The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/29/13

Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.43 out of 5)
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01/20/11

How does a meteor shower?

With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)
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11/01/09

Studying the Red Planet mars my evening plans.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (10 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)
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09/27/09

We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
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04/01/09

Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?

Galileo.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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12/23/08

How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)
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12/10/08

Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.71 out of 5)
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12/13/07

The asstronaut got lonely in space, so he entered Uranus by the dark side of the moon; butt he sure didn’t planet that way! In fact, his ship crapped out on him because of a bum engine, and that’s what really rectum. His ass-kicking feet entered the anals of history!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (17 votes, average: 2.12 out of 5)
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