Puns tagged ‘astronomy’:
05/24/15
I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...01/11/15
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers. (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/29/13
Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.  (9 votes, average: 2.78 out of 5) Loading ...01/20/11
How does a meteor shower? With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus. (8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5) Loading ...11/01/09
Studying the Red Planet mars my evening plans. (10 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5) Loading ...09/27/09
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming. (9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5) Loading ...04/01/09
Which astronomer boasted of his conquests? Galileo. (6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/23/08
How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis. (9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5) Loading ...12/10/08
Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions. (8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5) Loading ...12/13/07
The asstronaut got lonely in space, so he entered Uranus by the dark side of the moon; butt he sure didn’t planet that way! In fact, his ship crapped out on him because of a bum engine, and that’s what really rectum. His ass-kicking feet entered the anals of history! (18 votes, average: 2.28 out of 5) Loading ... |
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