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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘astronomy’:

05/24/15

I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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01/11/15

The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/29/13

Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (10 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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01/20/11

How does a meteor shower?

With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)
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11/01/09

Studying the Red Planet mars my evening plans.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (10 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)
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09/27/09

We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
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04/01/09

Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?

Galileo.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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12/23/08

How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
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12/10/08

Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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12/13/07

The asstronaut got lonely in space, so he entered Uranus by the dark side of the moon; butt he sure didn’t planet that way! In fact, his ship crapped out on him because of a bum engine, and that’s what really rectum. His ass-kicking feet entered the anals of history!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (18 votes, average: 2.28 out of 5)
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