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Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.

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NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.

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The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.

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Studying the Red Planet mars my evening plans.

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In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.

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Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.

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Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?

Galileo.

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What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?

Asterrhoids.

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Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.

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We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.

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