Puns tagged ‘astronomy’:
How does a meteor shower?
With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.
Puns tagged ‘astronomy’:01/20/11
How does a meteor shower? With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus. 11/01/09
Studying the Red Planet mars my evening plans. 09/27/09
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming. 04/01/09
Which astronomer boasted of his conquests? Galileo. 12/23/08
How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis. 12/10/08
Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions. 12/13/07
The asstronaut got lonely in space, so he entered Uranus by the dark side of the moon; butt he sure didn’t planet that way! In fact, his ship crapped out on him because of a bum engine, and that’s what really rectum. His ass-kicking feet entered the anals of history! 10/17/07
Where do asstronomers look for black holes? The dark side of the moon. 11/26/06
Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated. 10/09/06
Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize. 01/07/05
Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull? Because it’s enter-gull-lactic! 12/25/04
What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet? Asterrhoids. |