Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
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(11 votes, average: 3.18 out of 5)Loading...Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...How does a meteor shower?
With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.
(8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Asterrhoids.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.
(11 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)Loading...NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
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