NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.
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Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.
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How does a meteor shower?
With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.
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In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.
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Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
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The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
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Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
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Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
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What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Asterrhoids.
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I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.