Studying the Red Planet mars my evening plans.
Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions.
In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.
NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.
I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
How does a meteor shower?
With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.
Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?