Puns tagged ‘astronomy’:
01/20/11
How does a meteor shower?
With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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  (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/01/09
Studying the Red Planet mars my evening plans.  (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/27/09
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming. (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/01/09
Which astronomer boasted of his conquests? Galileo.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...12/23/08
How do astronomers make discoveries? By cosmosis. (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...12/10/08
Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions. (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...12/13/07
The asstronaut got lonely in space, so he entered Uranus by the dark side of the moon; butt he sure didn’t planet that way! In fact, his ship crapped out on him because of a bum engine, and that’s what really rectum. His ass-kicking feet entered the anals of history! (4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...10/17/07
Where do asstronomers look for black holes? The dark side of the moon. (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/26/06
Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/09/06
Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/07/05
Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull? Because it’s enter-gull-lactic! (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/25/04
What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet? Asterrhoids. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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