Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
Studying the Red Planet mars my evening plans.
In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.
Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?
What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.
We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.