Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions.
The asstronaut got lonely in space, so he entered Uranus by the dark side of the moon; butt he sure didn’t planet that way! In fact, his ship crapped out on him because of a bum engine, and that’s what really rectum. His ass-kicking feet entered the anals of history!
Where do asstronomers look for black holes?
The dark side of the moon.
Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.
Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?