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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘driving’:

12/11/15

Do bucking broncos get rode rage?

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06/21/14

Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.

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03/24/14

They gave my mother’s sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.

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01/21/13

Any country that obeys seatbelt laws is an object of my fasten nation.

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03/02/12

There’s a lot of roads in Carpathia.

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05/31/11

The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.

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