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Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness.
| Topic: forgiveness, golf, religion, simony | COMMENT »
I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
| Topic: bodily functions, dogs, golf, sports | COMMENT »
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