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Puns tagged ‘spoonerism’:

07/14/10

Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.

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08/01/07

The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.

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02/20/06

If I hear any more Celine Dion, I’m going to climb the walls and Di on the ceiling.

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