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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘spoonerism’:

07/14/10

Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.

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08/01/07

The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.

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02/20/06

If I hear any more Celine Dion, I’m going to climb the walls and Di on the ceiling.

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