Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
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Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.
French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.
JOURNAL OF APPLED SCIENCE
Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a scientific paper, and the titles of such papers are often puns. The topic of the paper is looking at fruit and seeing whether the phylogenetic trees you can construct based on morphological features match the known trees for these fruit. ~Alex, London, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Fruit 66: A phylogenetic roadmap
- There a Pears to be a Connection…
- Appled Science
- Phylogenetic Trees Arboring?
- Peach de Resistance
- A Theory with many Applecations
- A Branch of Theory that Bears Fruit