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Puns tagged ‘bars’:

03/28/13

There’s a tavern where people write poems on blackboards, aka the Chalk-lit Bar.

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05/23/12

A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.

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04/14/12

I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.

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07/08/11

The guy at the bar in charge of karaoke requests never picks me. I feel like I’m ode.

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05/15/11

The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.

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03/10/11

THE PILSNERS OF THE EARTH

Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a story about a castle that was converted into a tavern. I think it needs a punny name, don’t you? ~Hadley, Saskatoon, SK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Sit Your Buttress Down
  2. Come Get Pilastered
  3. The Bar Bican
  4. The DramBridge
  5. Get Your Moater Running
  6. Redoubtful Renovation
  7. We’re All Out of Stockade
  8. Lunchin’ in a Dungeon
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