I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.
goats
Fauns have been accused of taking human/goat hormones.
The unwritten 11th commandment was “Thou shalt not bray like an animal.” But it was never officially goatified.
Where can you buy a mountain goat? UseĀ Cragslist! It’s free and they won’t send you a billy. I got a great deal on one by Jean Paul Goatier.


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