I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.
The unwritten 11th commandment was “Thou shalt not bray like an animal.” But it was never officially goatified.
Where can you buy a mountain goat? Use Cragslist! It’s free and they won’t send you a billy. I got a great deal on one by Jean Paul Goatier.
Fauns have been accused of taking human/goat hormones.