NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
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(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Do pigeons make a lot of noise?
ED: Don’t ask me – I haven’t got a coo!
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”
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