animals
In the fields, oxen just do their job. They care not for a plow’s.
Which marsupial fetus has its own email address? The womb@.
Why do old donkeys rarely laugh?
Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
What does Pat Sajak say in a pet store?
“Would you like to buy an owl?”
I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.
They don’t grow pigs in Los Angeles. It’s too LA boarious.
NED: What’s a river rodent’s favourite TV show?
ED: Leave it to Beaver?
NED: No, Welcome Back Otter!
What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?
Chocolate mouse.