What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
My bizarre plans to become a marsupial are finally koalaescing.
NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
Hear about the dog that tried to bite baby Jesus?
It had a bad case of the manger!
Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.
Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
What do you call an octopus with no arms?