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I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.

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The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.

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I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.

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How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!

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Allahphants are God’s creatures.

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Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear!

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Which marsupial fetus has its own email address? The womb@.

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An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.

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