I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When are amphibians cutest? When they’re toaddlers. They’re cute right from the gecko.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Although long deceased, Tom and Jerry have received many paws-to-mouse accolades.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Animal behaviour? Cat calls are a mew sing.
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