A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Cows eat grass. They’re lawn mooers.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Which animal is hardest to milk?
The drama dairy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
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