Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
animals
Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.
I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.
Do the buffalo roam among ungulating hills?
Stressed out? Consider hiring a dromedary – they have a very cameling effect.
During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.
Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.
Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.