What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...My bizarre plans to become a marsupial are finally koalaescing.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a chicken’s favourite composer?
Johann Sebastian Bach Bach Bach!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the dog that tried to bite baby Jesus?
It had a bad case of the manger!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
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