NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?
It’s a load of poppycock.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...A group of scientists from around the world recently got together to verbally abuse some marsupials. It was a koala berative effort.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Never trust a talking cat. It might be lion!
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Creating genetic hybrids of a species is known as animalgamation.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Any species extinction is a genuscide.
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