I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
animals
Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.
Lobster is Chinese food: you know, chow Maine.
Groups of animals should be seen and not herd.
NED: Did you know that arthropods have hard shells made out of glucose?
ED: No way! You’ve gotta be chitin me!
The animals that most enjoy having no clothes are the amphibians. They like being newt.
Hot dogs are a violent food. Anyone who eats them promotes warm mongreling.
The talking cockatiel was an expert at parotty.
The lawyer who got into cattle breeding put in many build-a-bull hours.
Which species of fish are the most democratic?
Those who vote in eelections.