I slept with a farm animal. In the morning I felt pretty oxward.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Cows eat grass. They’re lawn mooers.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Which animal is hardest to milk?
The drama dairy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.
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