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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘laziness’:


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01/09/16

Arsonists are blazey people.

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08/28/13

Atrophy: the only prize for laziness.

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04/20/12

I was sick at home, so drank some OJ. Might as well make myself juiceful around the house.

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02/07/12

Lazy people should consider a course in languor management.

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