Which fish is easily scanned at checkout aisles? The barracoda.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Paleoanthropologists recently discovered the fossilized remains of primitive ‘bargain hunters’. They’ve named them the Costcolopithecus.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I bought a faulty bamboo toboggan from a panda. The panda ripped me off. Now I feel bamboosled.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Replenishing one’s stock of mints can be a mo’ mentos occasion.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.
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