Using dirty Q-tips is ear-rash-ional.
hygiene
Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
Epic poem about nostril hair: Dante’s Fur Nose
Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!
Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.


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