I told my oral hygiene professional that I wash my mouth with plaque. He looked at me like I was dentally retartared.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who collects pimples is array cyst.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
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