I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Bending over in a prison shower calls for soaper second thought.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...An academic who studied mouthwash shortages had his conclusions dismissed as ‘out of Scope‘.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Those with dandruff have a certain flecks a’ peel.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
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