Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
hygiene
Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.
Anyone who collects pimples is array cyst.
Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.
I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.
Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
If you shed in my bento box, I’ll go tempura-hairily insane!

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