I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Careful – if you kiss an Irish rock star, you might get Bono.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who collects pimples is array cyst.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...If you shed in my bento box, I’ll go tempura-hairily insane!
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