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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘bad breath’:

12/03/17

Don’t jibba-jibba at me with that onion breath, you rap scallion!

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10/05/17

The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.

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06/01/16

Questions about mouthwash? Just Gargle it.

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08/28/12

I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.

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03/27/11

The man accused of bad breath was surprisingly gracious. Quote, “I harbour no recent mints.”

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