Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
God helped the Israelites to the Red Sea, but after that they parted waves.
Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.
Jonah fell asleep and got swallowed alive by a whale. Good thing he wasn’t sharkoleptic!
Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.
My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.
How much of the Bible makes you want to sing?
Only Psalm of it.
If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.