God helped the Israelites to the Red Sea, but after that they parted waves.
How does the the Baseball Bible start?
‘In the big inning…’
Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.
The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
Jonah fell asleep and got swallowed alive by a whale. Good thing he wasn’t sharkoleptic!
Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.
My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.
Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.