Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
God helped the Israelites to the Red Sea, but after that they parted waves.
Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.
My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.
How much of the Bible makes you want to sing?
Only Psalm of it.
If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
Did Judas avoid the stock markets?
No – in fact he was a day traitor.
Where did Judas betray Jesus?
In the Garden of Get-Some-Money.
Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.