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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘the bible’:

01/25/10

How does the the Baseball Bible start?

‘In the big inning…’

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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05/12/09

Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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04/08/09

The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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03/25/09

Jonah fell asleep and got swallowed alive by a whale. Good thing he wasn’t sharkoleptic!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/12/09

Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
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02/24/09

My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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01/25/09

Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)
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11/02/07

When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/26/07

When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”

Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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07/14/07

Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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