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Puns tagged ‘the bible’:

01/25/10

How does the the Baseball Bible start?

‘In the big inning…’

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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05/12/09

Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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04/08/09

The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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03/25/09

Jonah fell asleep and got swallowed alive by a whale. Good thing he wasn’t sharkoleptic!

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03/12/09

Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
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02/24/09

My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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01/25/09

Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)
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11/02/07

When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.

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09/26/07

When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”

Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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07/14/07

Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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