Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
God helped the Israelites to the Red Sea, but after that they parted waves.
How does the the Baseball Bible start?
‘In the big inning…’
Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.
The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.
Jonah fell asleep and got swallowed alive by a whale. Good thing he wasn’t sharkoleptic!
Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.
My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.