After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Eve’s husband let one rip, right in the Garden. It was the first recorded Adam bomb.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Punsters are biblically significant. They are har bringers of the apocolaughs.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus didn’t bring his friend back from the dead. The fellow was merely sleeping. And so it was “Lazy-rus, come forth!”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o!
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