Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.
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(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...When He was born, the Three Wise Men came to Bethlehem, where they found Jesus lying in a manger. They offered Him gold, frankincense and myrrh. Not as well known, however, is that when he turned 21 the Wise Men took the Saviour to a strip club, to watch exotic dancers. This was known as The Gift of the Vagi.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...New Testament tidbit: the great Saint was owed a sum of money, by a friend who refused to pay up. And so it was penned, the first letter of Paul to Tightass.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Jesus rose from the dead and appeared to Mary Magdalene, in disbelief, she exclaimed “No way!”
Jesus replied, “Yahweh!”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Two Commandments of Whale Diarrhea:
- Thou Shart Not Krill
- Thou Shall Not Bear False Wetness
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
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