If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
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(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s the first resource for an unemployed preacher?
Book of Job.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
(20 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)Loading...When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.
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