When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
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Raccoon Paradise, aka the Garden of Feedin’.
Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o!
Methuselah was the oldest drug addict in the Bible.
Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.