When Thomas put his finger in Jesus’ cavities, he was a witness to the tooth.
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Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
What’s the first resource for an unemployed preacher?
Book of Job.
Jesus told a lot of stories about poor people. They are great stories. In fact, they are income parable.
When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.


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