The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
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(9 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.
(10 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)Loading...True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...As a medical doctor, I will never refuse treatment, except to a drunken Kanye West: that’s my hiphop erratic oath.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
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