Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
alcohol
A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.
Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.