Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
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(13 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
(9 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
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