I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...TEMPEST IN A PEE CUP
Dear Pun Gents,
My work team needs a clever name for a marathon. We do pre-employment screening tests, e.g. drug tests, breath-alcohol tests, physicals, etc. Nothing too vulgar because we are representing our company, but clever and funny would be suitable. Please help!
~Sarah, Edmonton, AB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Testy Feelings
- Tempest in a Pee Cup
- Running some Tests
- Urining for Victory
- The out of breathalyzers
- Big Screen Thrillers
- The Hired Stuff
- Who Let the Drugs Out
- Physical Labour
- HRmy
- Run to the Bathroom
- Vial Behaviour
- No Test for the Wicked
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...MALTRAMARATHON
Dear Pun Gents, we’re 5 girls, 2 guys running in an ultra marathon starting at one brewing company and ending at another. Need a short, drinking-related name! ~Heather, Roeland Park, KS
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- We Run Pasteur
- Faster, Higher, Lager
- Hops Scotch
- Rock Hard ABVs [Alcohol By Volume]
- Barrely Alive
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...THE PILSNERS OF THE EARTH
Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a story about a castle that was converted into a tavern. I think it needs a punny name, don’t you? ~Hadley, Saskatoon, SK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Sit Your Buttress Down
- Come Get Pilastered
- The Bar Bican
- The DramBridge
- Get Your Moater Running
- Redoubtful Renovation
- We’re All Out of Stockade
- Lunchin’ in a Dungeon
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Dear Pun Gents, we are a co-ed softball team with a new sponsor this year – Flight Wine Bar. Looking for a good name! ~Michelle, Glenview, IL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Wining!
- Flight of Stars
- Barbie Eyes
- Slo Pitch, Quick Shots
- Out of the Cellar
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name that has something to do with wine. Our colors are red and white, hence the wine idea. It’s for work, so it needs to be clean-ish. ~Frances, Charleston, SC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Riesling to the Challenge
- The All Time Grapes
- Barrelly Alive
- In It to Wine It
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Dear Pun Gents, I and three others are participating in the Beer Olympics. I need a team name related to drinking. Thanks! ~Sarah, Sheperdstown
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Stout Your Engines
- Beeronimo!
- We’re No Lagereds
- Head of the Competition
- Race Your Glass
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Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a string of liquor stores and need a name and possibly a slogan. ~Ed, Kenosha, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Boozooka Joe’s
- Tickety Booze
- Al’s Cohality Liquor
- Winers: We are the Champagnes!
- Two-Four/7 [Beer store]
- Glass Sippers
- Subourbon
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