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Puns tagged ‘slogan’:

12/10/10

BOOZO THE CLOWN’S

Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a string of liquor stores and need a name and possibly a slogan. ~Ed, Kenosha, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Boozooka Joe’s
  2. Tickety Booze
  3. Al’s Cohality Liquor
  4. Winers: We are the Champagnes!
  5. Two-Four/7 [Beer store]
  6. Glass Sippers
  7. Subourbon

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07/07/10

To a vegetarian, meat is murder. But for a sandwich, meat is mortar.

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01/22/10

SLICE-ZY BEHAVIOR

Dear Pun Gents, need a pun on a cake auction. ~Kelly, Chiefland, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Congratulations, you’ve just won a brand new carb!
  2. When I see cake, icing for joy.
  3. Flantastic Voyage
  4. Give Piece a Chance
  5. Jack Frosting

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