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PIE IN THE SKY

Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name or saying for pecan trees. A catchy phrase to get people to buy pecan trees. ~Kelsey, Savannah, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. What’s that? Go ahead and pecan
  2. Pecan your nose: it smells delicious.
  3. It does nut get butter than this
  4. Omega’wd! Pecans are good for you.
  5. A pecan tree: pie in the sky
  6. Choose the fat
  7. Let your branches drupe
  8. Plant Parenthood
  9. They’re nut-richious
  10. It grows in the dessert
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COMMISSION: POSSIBLE

Dear Pun Gents, I’m a real estate agent needing an advertising slogan. It doesn’t have to have my name in it. For example my husband owns a company called salvage world; his slogan is It’s a Steal Not a Deal. It’s catchy and goes with salvage. ~Nancy

 AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Commissionary Position
  2. See you in Sell
  3. Your Best Kept Secret Agent
  4. I Sell Blocks, in Paradise not Prison!
  5. House Music
  6. You Deserve Massive Props
  7. Prop Drop and Roll
  8. Homes On The Range
  9. Home Mama
  10. Don’t Get Hosed, Get Housed
  11. Live Long and Prosper In Your Property
  12. Do The Deed
  13. Your Location Is My Vocation [or Location is my Vocation]
  14. There’s No Place Like Your Home
  15. Never out of Commission
  16. Where Buyers meet Cellars
  17. My Competitors are Roofless
  18. I Always Find a Lot to Love
  19. All’s Well that Ends Dwell
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MODUS OPERANDI

Dear Pun Gents, I’m creating a modding shop and came up with the name Modzilla. Need a good motto under the logo, but haven’t got there yet. Any ideas? ~Konstantinos, Helsinki, Finland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. A Vicious Modster
  2. Get Mod, Get Even
  3. Her Modusty’s Secret Service
  4. The Adjustment Bureau
  5. Flavour of the Tweak
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VENUES DE SMILO

Dear Pun Gents, I’m an illustration artist looking for a pun to match a logo titled Venue such as “What’s on the venue?” ~Eddie, Savannah, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Venues de Milo
  2. Women are from Venues
  3. Veni, Vidi, Venue
  4. Venue gonna call?
  5. Venue-clear capable [nuclear capable]
  6. Venue it was You
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