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Puns tagged ‘pecans’:

05/12/15

PIE IN THE SKY

Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name or saying for pecan trees. A catchy phrase to get people to buy pecan trees. ~Kelsey, Savannah, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. What’s that? Go ahead and pecan
  2. Pecan your nose: it smells delicious.
  3. It does nut get butter than this
  4. Omega’wd! Pecans are good for you.
  5. A pecan tree: pie in the sky
  6. Choose the fat
  7. Let your branches drupe
  8. Plant Parenthood
  9. They’re nut-richious
  10. It grows in the dessert
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