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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘monks’:

12/27/13

The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.

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04/30/13

Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.

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03/06/13

At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.

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12/06/11

You must shave down below if you live in a mow nasty hairy.

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