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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘gambling’:

08/04/15

What’s the OS of gamblers? A: Windows

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12/31/14

Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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03/06/13

At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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01/14/11

Gambling addicts who see those Vegas casino lights don’t have a chance. It’s like lamps to the slotter.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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02/17/09

Hear that you can place bets in Vegas about celebrity pregnancies? Just check the ovary/undies!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (10 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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07/12/06

Hear about the sarcastic gambler?

He was a real eye-roller!

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07/10/06

Women who wear anklets have a gam-bling addiction.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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02/15/05
Does a glassmaker with a gambling addiction suffer from win-dough pain?
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