What’s the OS of gamblers? A: Windows
Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.
At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.
Gambling addicts who see those Vegas casino lights don’t have a chance. It’s like lamps to the slotter.
Hear that you can place bets in Vegas about celebrity pregnancies? Just check the ovary/undies!
Hear about the sarcastic gambler?
He was a real eye-roller!
Women who wear anklets have a gam-bling addiction.