What’s the OS of gamblers? A: Windows
At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.
Hear that you can place bets in Vegas about celebrity pregnancies? Just check the ovary/undies!
Hear about the sarcastic gambler?
He was a real eye-roller!
Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.
Women who wear anklets have a gam-bling addiction.
Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.
China’s currency will depreciate soon. Yuan bet?
Gambling addicts who see those Vegas casino lights don’t have a chance. It’s like lamps to the slotter.