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Puns tagged ‘gambling’:

08/04/15

What’s the OS of gamblers? A: Windows

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12/31/14

Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.

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03/06/13

At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.

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01/14/11

Gambling addicts who see those Vegas casino lights don’t have a chance. It’s like lamps to the slotter.

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02/17/09

Hear that you can place bets in Vegas about celebrity pregnancies? Just check the ovary/undies!

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07/12/06

Hear about the sarcastic gambler?

He was a real eye-roller!

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07/10/06

Women who wear anklets have a gam-bling addiction.

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02/15/05
Does a glassmaker with a gambling addiction suffer from win-dough pain?
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