Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.
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I’ve struggled to develop a 100% pure protein powder, but something keeps getting in my whey.
Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.
I want to dip you in melted cheese! I’m just so fondue you.
Lung, lung o’ goo, I gave up smoking.
If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.
Which dinosaur was most evil? A: The Tyrannosaur. He was known for T-Rex-ery.
I tried to stop being bad at everything. But I was unsuck-sessful.