I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...They opened a circumcision clinic next to an ice cream parlour. Aka Foreskin Robbin‘.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I eat reams of soup. I should be nominated to the Soup Ream Court!
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