If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
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Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.
Which dinosaur was most evil? A: The Tyrannosaur. He was known for T-Rex-ery.
I tried to stop being bad at everything. But I was unsuck-sessful.
I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.
The Vikings were the first society with public axes television.
After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.
My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.
Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.