My friend Barry works at a cemetery. He got the job after Doug left. Ash works there too, big guy, just under six feet.
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Which president always nicknames his friends?
Dub ya!
Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?
I work for a guy named James. Guess you say could I’ve joined the Jim.
Did Art Linkletter invent cursive writing?
I won’t play music for my friend Monica. I don’t want to harm Monica.
My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.
In Sweden, they draw a lot of Sven diagrams.
Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water?
Thurston Howell.
Russians are Igor to please.