Alphonse: good name for a typesetter.
There’s a song about how there is no yoga in Sweden. It’s by that 80s band, Sven Without Mats.
My friend Isaac has self-esteem issues. When he first told me his name, I had to tell him, ‘no, you don’t’.
Never get in a situp contest with a guy named Abdul.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.
Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
Did Art Linkletter invent cursive writing?