Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi
names
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
Which president always nicknames his friends?
Dub ya!
The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?
Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.
French humour is so Sarkozstic