names
My friend Isaac has self-esteem issues. When he first told me his name, I had to tell him, ‘no, you don’t’.
You shouldn’t make puns about Chinese skyscrapers. That’s Wong on so many levels.
Malcomb Gladwell has crazy hair.
The Chinese cannibal bit off more than he could Chiu.
KATATONIA
- This many K’s in a row usually gets you arrested. Except in South Carolina!
- It’s a Katastrophe!
- If you had let us all speak at once we might have got Katty.
- I hope by the time I’m finished you won’t be Katatonic.
- If your name doesn’t start with K you’re just not Kat out for this luncheon.
- I saw a Kat burglar outside- he was K-sing the joint!
- I wasn’t expecting so much Kat-calling today.
- This lunch just shows that Kats like to have funds!
- Are they serving Kat food at this luncheon? Because I’m feline hungry.
- After those last two speakers, I’m speechless. Kat got your tongue?
MICHELLE ON WHEELS
Dear Pun Gents,
I am new to roller derby, and 46 years old. Need a badass derby name. I love the gym (weight train), medieval dragons and fairies. I love Marvel and DC comics (Harley Quinn being a favorite villainess). I also ride a Harley of my own. ~Michelle, Casa Grande
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Michelle on Wheels
- Michelle Razor (hell raiser )
- Michelle O Bomba
- Dawn Genie and Dragons
- Play Fairie
- Aunt Gymima
- AC DC Comics
- Lois Villain (Lois Lane)
- Bruce Payne (Bruce Wayne)
- Harley Riser
Anyone who mentions their friend Wanda all the time, has a Wanda-mentional personality.
BEVERLEY BONECRUSHER
Dear Pun Gents,
I really need a Roller Derby name ASAP. I’m new to derby. Anything to do with my name is cool or just something clever. I’m super into Star Wars/Trek/LOTR and reading. I’m a barista on the side and play ultimate frisbee too. ~Kim Waybright, Charleston, SC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Millenium Falc Kim
- LOTR REY
- Falcon Dangerous
- Rey Anna
- AKimbo
- The Way Kim Dead
- Reyzor
- Darth Waybright
- The Cutest of Borg
- Menage a Troi
- Kim Il Skate
- Sauron Grapes
- Beverley BoneCrusher
- Wins A Latte
My friend Sal Monella has a bit of a reputation. Something about being chicken.