There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
fashion
A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.
Who wore deerskin coats?
Daddy Wore bucks.
There’s a new hat that cures insomnia. It’s called the Slumbero.
People in low-rise pants have recessive jeans.
Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
Why did the tailor kick the man out of his shop?
Because he was deemed unsuitable!
If anorexic models are banned – it proves there is too thin advertising.
A man with a depraved hairstyle, aka ‘Cowlickula‘.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m in the midst of organizing a fashion show that showcases eco-friendly clothing. May I please have some punny names to go with it? ~Tristan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This line is bio agreeable
- We emphasize your natural resources
- Active wear, not radioactive wear
- How to planet your wardrobe
- We’re model citizens
- Get green-shirtified


