A man with a depraved hairstyle, aka ‘Cowlickula‘.
fashion
Dear Pun Gents, I’m in the midst of organizing a fashion show that showcases eco-friendly clothing. May I please have some punny names to go with it? ~Tristan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This line is bio agreeable
- We emphasize your natural resources
- Active wear, not radioactive wear
- How to planet your wardrobe
- We’re model citizens
- Get green-shirtified
I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.
Are toupees made from mo’hair?
If someone steals your bra, you can put your case before adjust tits of the peace.
They released The Necklace in Bollywood. It was a Hindi pendant film.
Don’t bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled.
When a Cambodian warlord wants to put on alluring makeup, does he use ‘come-here’ rouge?
What’s a dentist’s favourite garment?
A tee-thurt.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.


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