I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the woman who wore a toupee in place of a bra? She was involved in a major rug bust.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...So what if I wear jeans every day. Don’t denim grade me! Leave I alone.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Do social media professors wear Tweet jackets?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...We know there are big-breasted women in Africa, because that’s the only place where there are zebras.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Olympic figure skaters are so competitive—that’s why their outfits are covered in sequins.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...When bra manufacturers get a coffee, they like it in a cup; that is, if there should be cups, and assuming they can even see cups; then they drink from de cup, but if they drink too fast they’ll get the hiccups!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Her blonde hair made her look so fat, she decided to dye it.
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