Mathematicians refuse to wear g-strings. They don’t have orthongonal values.
fashion
All my friends wear hats in their profile picture. They should call it FezBook!
You shouldn’t assume that people with big hair like to give high-fives. In fact that would be a frodian slap.
I stole a kilt and I plaid guilty.
Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
My daughter asked to go tobogganing. I said “Not with that sleddy outfit!”
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.