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07/18/2009

Armani and Versace were worn enemies.

(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

08/08/200903/28/2009

Economically speaking, does the brassiere industry go through a bazoom-bust cycle?

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01/26/2009

Modern Sikhs live in cities. It’s the turban jungle.

(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)

12/31/200805/20/2008

How does Nike sell shoes to priests?

“Je su it.”

(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

10/07/200911/05/2005

When a Cambodian warlord wants to put on alluring makeup, does he use ‘come-here’ rouge?

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

10/15/200909/25/2005

When bra manufacturers get a coffee, they like it in a cup; that is, if there should be cups, and assuming they can even see cups; then they drink from de cup, but if they drink too fast they’ll get the hiccups!

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10/20/200901/04/2005

What’s a dentist’s favourite garment?

A tee-thurt.

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