WHO WANTS TO BE A BRAZILIAN HAIR?

Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a name for my Waxing and Beauty lounge that I am opening. I would like a pun off of something waxing-related: strip, wax, rip, smooth, etc. I do all body waxing and specialize in Brazilians! ~Cora, Milwaukee, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rip Van Pinkle
  2. VaJaycation
  3. Smooth Lover
  4. Baby got Wax
  5. Alablaster
  6. Hairoine [Heroine]
  7. Hair Her Roar
  8. Body House
  9. Hotbot
  10. The Beach Strip
  11. Jesus Shaves
  12. Brazilian Dollar Shavy
  13. Braz ma Tazz
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BE CHIC INSTINCT

Dear Pun Gents, I’m designing a line of fashion clothing, jewelry, and home decor with a Boho type look–similar to a company called www.naturallife.com. Another company name is www.lifeisgood.com. I need a catchy name that is ‘positive’ and not too specific, like the names above. Possible words: life, live, happy, be, chic, true, (not boho chic – too common) ~Jane, Parker, CO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Be Live Me
  2. Tina True Na [Tina Turner?]
  3. Be Chic Instinct [Basic Instinct]
  4. Lift Life
  5. Boho Be Home
  6. True Me On
  7. True Be Do Be
  8. Yes Dressed
  9. Chic Ya Boho
  10. Hot Boho D [hot body]
  11. Happy Boho D [happy bday]
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m in the midst of organizing a fashion show that showcases eco-friendly clothing. May I please have some punny names to go with it? ~Tristan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This line is bio agreeable
  2. We emphasize your natural resources
  3. Active wear, not radioactive wear
  4. How to planet your wardrobe
  5. We’re model citizens
  6. Get green-shirtified
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SHOE TO KILL

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a PeepToe shoes competition. ~Sydney, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Shoe to Kill
  2. A Toes to the Winner!
  3. Heel the Masses
  4. StilettoUs Know How You Feel
  5. Get Instep
  6. Join the Peeple
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Hear about the woman who wore a toupee in place of a bra? She was involved in a major rug bust.

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