Wigmakers have the best customers – they always want toupee!
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How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
My hair is a train wreck today. I call it Frinzi Frohan.
My quest to make money selling pants is income pleat.
The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
An app-based bra-sharing service: Büber. The competition is Lift.
What’s J-Lo got behind her skirt? It reminds me of that movie, The Great Ass Cape.
Women who wear anklets have a gam-bling addiction.
Malcomb Gladwell has crazy hair.
Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.