if you nuke your hair it microwavey.
fashion
Which Greek goddess had the craziest shirts? Aphro-dyed-tee.
I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.
Upset about mink coats? You’re raging in fur, no?
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.
They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
Wearing a tight bathing suit can cure men’s headaches, if it contains aspeedominophen.
Why is it difficult to comprehend skinhead footwear?
Because – they’re a pair o docs.
Men’s jockstraps can be purchased at a nardwear store.


