I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
fashion
Do mechanics wear cargo pants?
What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?
Sole.
How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
Fashion designers are chic magnets.
The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.
Bad hair is an un-combin’ sight.
Fashion designers are wore mongers.
There Armani reasons that people wear designer clothing. My austere Protestant father, who was Calvin-inclined , was well Versaced in fashion. He once said to me, “Be sure to look good, even when Hugo on the Boss“. He would be very Prada me today.
Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y.

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