What does Phil Knight say to pigeons?
“Shoe.”
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When bra manufacturers get a coffee, they like it in a cup; that is, if there should be cups, and assuming they can even see cups; then they drink from de cup, but if they drink too fast they’ll get the hiccups!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Her blonde hair made her look so fat, she decided to dye it.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?
Sole.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Fashion designers are chic magnets.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.
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